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So ladies and gentlemen – I give you Mr and Mrs Owen. Ladies and Gentlemen: you are all about to witness a unique event in history.The very first and very last time that my wife is going to let me speak on behalf of both of us. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!

[Hold up boxer shorts & padlock] Sarah has been making him wear these for the past four years keeping his crown jewels securely under lock and key. But rumour has it that copies were made of this key by Tom and he has been giving these keys out to various ladies over the past few years without Sarah knowing.I heard there was a sweep stake on the length of the best mans speech. No seriously this speech will be a bit like Clive short and not very funny…..I didn’t really know where to start so I thought I’d trawl the internet.I decided to look up Dan’s date of birth on the Internet to see what momentous events took place on his birthday. Although the nurses on the ward where Dan was born still refer to that day as Ugly Thursday!Unaccustomed to public speaking as I am, I have been fairly nervous before today’s speeches, however Gav was very good and took me aside to help calm me, he said if I did a really good job and went easy on him, I could be the best man at his next wedding.– Nobody ever seems to pay the Groom a compliment, I think you”ll all agree Mike is also looking pretty good.For those of you who don’t know Mike is actually one of the hairiest men in Britain, with that in mind I’d like to thank the staff at Chester Zoo’s Ape and Monkey House on Mike’s behalf for their help in getting him ready for today.Most people refer these types of comments to redheads or gingers as they are often called.Funny ginger jokes poke fun at common redhead stereotypes and for redheads there are plenty. Not that we condone violence, but that’s just an example of how deep these jokes go.I can only say in my defence that Mike and I share a common sense of humour so if this speech is in anyway unfunny please “Feel Free to Blame Mike.” I’d also like to congratulate Keith on a truly magnificent speech, I always knew it would be hard to follow, and I was right, I could hardly follow a word of it.During the service today I couldn’t help thinking its funny how history repeats itself, I mean it was 30 years ago David and Pam were sending their daughter to bed with a dummy………and it’s happening all over again today.

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